The first person we meet is Sprakki

 
She uh, talks a lot, but gives us a quest! Progress!

 

 


We have to… meet Sprakki? What sorcery is this?

 

:

 


She’s in the castle! I gotta get outta here. She’s a witch!

 

 

 

 2/14/2024 10:35:51 PM

Ok Brade seems chill. Let’s see what he wants.

 

 

I like the levels, but I don’t like this look he is giving me. Not sure about the hat, kind of digging it.

 

 

Time to learn first aid from the… chick in the corner.

 

 

Chick has a name it seems. “Jinha” Back to Brade to get sent to more peep, led by Chocolat

 

 

I deal with them and I get sent outside to… Brade… uh oh.

 

 

He requests I slay a small blob like creature. Here we go.

 

 

 

 

 2/15/2024 12:06:44 AM

Surrounded by mobs, what would happen next was anyone’s guess.

 

 

Beavis slashed and mamed, but then more came and started stealing stuff!

 

 

Better turn on @autoloot and slay the lot of them. That, followed by more stabbin’ leads Beavis to Job Level 10, and the next part of the journey.

 

 

Time to talk to our friendly Archer guide, as Beavis must first become an Archer to achieve his dream of being a Bard.

 

 

The guide is going to send Beavis to Payon, Some background on Payon

 

Payon is located on a mountain next to the ocean. Thick forests border the village on one side while steep cliffs overlooking a raging river border the other side. Bridges of brick and stone span across the chasm between Payon and the land across the river. Not only do the bridges provide a means of travel to other towns, they also serve as defense mechanisms with turrets lining the walls.

In A.W. 997, Sarah Irine leads an attack upon Payon in order to exact her revenge on the village. During Sarah’s attack, Chaos accidentally summons the great dragon Nidhoggr and destroys the town. (The mountain it resided on still stood.)

Some time later, Payon was rebuilt and a new village leader was appointed. The discovery of the Payon Cave led to a terrible invasion of undead upon new Payon. The Archer Association was formed to defend against the undead and the small Archer Village was constructed in order to stem the flow of undead going into the main village.

About 300 years after the Age of Gods ended, Payon was suddenly devastated by the appearance of a Dimensional Gap in the midst of the Payon Forest. Any Payon villagers that survived the destruction have since formed a refugee camp on the other side of the forest and currently live there. All that is left of the Payon region is the section of the Payon Forest near the former Sograt Desert.
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Let’s see what it takes to be an Archer.

 

 

 

 2/15/2024 8:07:00 AM

At the archer guild, there is a guy behind the counter, a guy with a green hat, and a cat. Let’s see what it takes to be an archer.

 


 

Looks like it Trunkin’ time. Check out my Trunks.

 

 

With the power vested in the Archer Guild guy…

 

 

Beavis achieved the first step on the way to his dream. Immediately, the cat starts talking to him and wants to send him to a far away land. Let’s goooooo

 

 

There are certainly more cats here. And… cheese?

 

 

 

 2/15/2024 10:08:39 AM

Starting with the leader, let’s see what the dealio is here.

 


 

Ok I guess we’re going to the Inn, and there are fancy arrows that get put down on the ground to tell me where to go. Onward to the inn!

 


 

All the cats in here look pretty pissed off. I better get out of here before I make them angry. I’m all rested though with an AGI up / Blessing for 30 minutes with my rest at the inn. Time to get out of here following more magic arrows! Let’s see what fearless leader has next in store.

 

 

 

 2/15/2024 12:06:15 PM

Time to find a warp point. You can get to these warp points using the Warper NPC next to a Kafra and it consumes a Blue gemstone. No need to walk though, time to travel in style.

 

 

It’s a short jaunt to get to Dragon Nest’s warp, but this… ostrich?… makes it speedy. Getting the warp and taking a peek inside.

 


 

Run away! That guy looks scary! Let’s learn about Silvervine instead from Memi.

 


 

Silvervine replaces any of the paid options within the game / the cash shop and its found by mobs at a set rate of .50% no matter what the mob. You can turn it in for all kinds of stuff at the main office in Prontera.

Back at the leader, he is saying you can sit to recover HP faster here. It recovers 3% of HP/SP every second. He has a funny look in his eyes though and is asking me to put on some sunglasses.

 

 

Beavis got Will Smith’ed! Sit and recover!

 

 

I hope there’s no more of that. Let’s see where this guy sends Beavis next. Looks like we have to go talk to P.J south of here…

 

 

 

 2/15/2024 6:20:20 PM

Sup PJ

 

 

I can buff once/day with @dailyexp, def doing that. He wants me to obliterate 10 baby desert wolves and 10 pickies. Easy, get ready to eat some arrows.

 



 

Upon completing my quest, I got some cool gear and I get to go find Tali to get a Weapon.

 

 

Now that Beavis is armed, it’s time to explore the world. It’s a long way to job level 50.

 

 

 

 2/16/2024 9:32:27 AM

It’s a big world to explore, but Payon Cave was calling Beavis.

 


 

Time to show of some new Double Strafing Skills

 



 

ez pz, time to go down to floor two

 

 

Quick Stats
Base Level: 35
Job Level: 26
Mood: Feisty

 

 

 2/16/2024 10:09:33 PM

Beavis is ready to do some cheesing, which means going back to the land of cheese.

Time to power some job exp on some blobs and wolves in cheese land.

 


Woah! What is that thing!

So begins cheesin’ it on the tiny sweet drops

And the little wolves

Which only makes Beavis stronger.

 

Let’s see how far Beavis gets powering it here.

 

 

 

 2/17/2024 1:09:59 AM

Stat check:

It’s nice at Lasagna, but kind of smelly.

 

 

 

 2/17/2024 1:25:36 PM

Phew What a day. The day started out right with some cookies:

 

Gimme dose cookies


They can be used for an XP boost when @dailyexp has expired

 

Eating the cookies to give me a boost also let me say hello to this fine lady:

 

 

Then Beavis found a Merchant, who looked like he was struggling. He clearly had no cheese.

 

 

Beavis offered to party party and so the dropitlikeitshot party was born for Beavis to share his cheese with his new friend.

 

 

Beavis did slightly more damage than his merchant friend, but they had a great time together!

 

Double Strafe!

Pew!

The merchant ran out of pots and almost feinted. It was a close call.

 

Then, suddenly, the merchant glitched a bit and vanished. Beavis went back to town for more arrows, and the mercant came back briefly, but then vanished for good. Beavis didn’t flounder though, he kept at it and reached job 50!

There is just one slightly problem. Beavis has no idea how to become a bard. He’s a decent archer now, but he knows nothing of the fine arts of music or even where to begin. His initial training is complete, but he is more lost than ever.

 

 

 

 2/17/2024 10:17:30 PM

Beavis is now a Bard. Full story coming soon of the adventure, but currently, he is the worst Bard of all time. Much work to do.

 

Check out the threads

 

 

 

 

 2/17/2024 10:27:17 PM

josefrees at 2/17/2024 10:20:24 PM

I signed up but it doesn’t accept my login lmfao. Maybe because I did it on my phone

Did you confirm your email? They send a click to confirm email.

 

 

 

 2/18/2024 11:04:45 AM

And now begins the story of how Beavis became a bard. It all started in a sketchy backroom that had an old box in it. Beavis isn’t sure why he was there, but he wasn’t sure where else to go to learn to sing. A Blacksmith appeared and laid some truth down on young Beavis:

 




And with those words he vanished without a trace.

 

Beavis got the message that he needed to go to Comodo and search out a vagabond. He knew just how to get there.

 

She want’s to be of assistance.

 

After a short rendezvous with Kafra, Beavis found himself immersed in fireworks at the beach. Searching around for camp fires on the beach, which is where he expected to find a homeless guy, Beavis seemed to find something not far from where he came into town.

 

This looks like the guy

 

Beavis talks to the man and learns his name is Lalo. He wants to sing and seems kind of lonely.

 

 

Here are the highlights from the conversation:

 

 

He agreed to help Beavis learn to sing and sent Beavis to a far away town called Lutie to go meet a Snowman.

 

Beavis wonder how he talk to Snowman… but decides to worry later.

 

Quest in hand, Beavis found the local Kafra to begin the journey to the snowy town.

 

Beavis would like to choose his destination.

 

Some background on Comodo, I have a feeling Beavis will be back here.

 

Comodo is a beach located at the far south region of Rune-Midgarts Kingdom. To get there, you have to go through a wild marsh area, across a large river and a giant cave where aggressive monsters reside in. It is also home to the Dancer and Bard guilds. It is the Ragnarok Online equivalent to Las Vegas, with gambling, colored lights, and partying everywhere. Due to the local region, the sun does not shine in Comodo. You will be dazed by the glow of the blue moon, and drawn in by the enchanted night life in Comodo.

South of Prontera, and past Morroc further east in the desert exists a pleasant beach and the city Comodo. Comodo is famous for having all sorts of entertainment, certainly breaking the laws of the Rune-Midgarts Kingdom. But because it is so far from the capital, Prontera, the laws are not enforced as strictly.

 

 

 

 

 2/19/2024 8:37:52 AM

At Lutie, things are very cold. Here is a nice picture of the world map, but Lutie of course is not on it. It is also going to be very cold there.

 

 

And apparently dangerous getting there. Close call.

 

Garm looks pretty hungry. Close call!

 

Upon entering Lute, Snowy Snow wasn’t hard to find, but boy is he lonely.

 

He looks surprisingly sad.

 

Snowy Snow sent me on quite the quest… Duffie… Poze… Uncle Hairy… Uncle Hairy?

 


Duffie


Poze


Uncle Hairy

 

Who then sends me to Aunt… somebody…

 

She needs Salt that Snowysnow has for some reason.

 

And a clown?

 

 

Who sends me to go find two little kids who are all alone. That isn’t weird at all.

 

Do these kids have parents?

 

However, that brings us to the end of this quest and Snowy Snow has a present for us.

 

mm candy.

 

With that it is back to the homeless camp to meet this guy:

 

Apparently Beavis was supposed to learn something. He learned Garm is scary and snow is cold. I wonder if that was the lesson.

 

With one final test, to sing a song, Beavis is ready to go to the next level.

 


Time for a job change and a present


Got a Harp!


Beavis’ first Harp.

 

Here is our Bard, trying out his new skills:

Now he needs to learn some music…

 

 

 

 2/20/2024 1:23:52 PM

Bragi 10. Now Beavis wanders around towns and dungones to play songs to see what people do. He keeps finding his way back to Morroc, that music slaps.

 


 

 

 

 

2/23/2024 7:33:20 AM

Beavis had a lovely jaunt at the beach with a Rogue, but I forgot to take pictures. He was still at the beach though when I logged in, so I grabbed some new action photos from the beach:

 


Hello Mr. Alligator


Hello Mr. Otter


Oh he hurts


Two otters double hurt


Time to just lay out on the beach

 

Time to get a free stat reset before hitting level 70 from stat cat:

 


Look at that cat

 

Here is a stat / skill update now: Base level 67, job level 42:

 

 

 

 2/25/2024 9:10:13 AM

Beavis is working his way up the ranks. He’s ready to take on some Orcs!

 


Looks Like Meat’s Back On The Menu, Boys


Fire Faster!


pwned


cue ! sound


No match for this.


Check dis bow out

 

New Bow in hand, time to get some Steel Arrows and plan out the next attack (or song).

 

 

 

 2/26/2024 8:28:14 PM

Been having some great adventures. Here are some highlights:

 


Making friends with new faces


Slappin’ some lady…bugs


Pickin’ up some nice finds


Making way up the mountain (around the mountain?)


Hopping on the airship to get to Einbroch


Quick overview of the map for context

 

These traviels brought him to the city of Einbroch, not to be confused with Einbech:

 


Welcome to Einbroch


It’s dirty here


Also dirty here


Einbech has the mine

 

Meanwhile… back in Morroc,

 


This happened


Beavis was glowing

 

Anyways, back to Einbroch we have this guy:

 


What are those materials for?


Oh like Arrow Crafting?

 

And so Beavis found his way to Roberto to learn a new skill

 


There’s Roberto


Gimme that skill

 

Armed with a new ability to make arrows Beavis was ready to take on… more of the world.

 

 

 

 2/27/2024 8:49:14 AM

Hitting the gym quick before going out again

 





 

Picked up a quest from this weird looking Sage:

 

 

Popped by Geffen to hit up some fields around there

 

 

Got the goods, but he just wanted more:

 



 

Elemental converter + Orc Archer Bow + Steel Arrow is a wonderful combination. Time to see where Beavis can handle now.

 

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 2/27/2024 12:51:20 PM

More hunting highlights, almost to level 79, will do an update to the first post when achieved.

 


Use Fire in the Mines, excellent gears to make steel arrows


I gave this guy money and I probably shouldn’t have


We set sail to here and I can’t move forward without other players apparently


Onward to Umbala instead


Grab the dungeon warp


Fight some Dryads (they really don’t like fire)


Made it to the sweet tree, picked up the warp

 

Once getting to the Yggdrasil tree, things get a little hairier from there:

 


Couldn’t make it all the way to Niff, had to warp back

 

 

 

 

 3/1/2024 4:25:51 PM

Here’s how things are looking:

 

 

 

 3/6/2024 6:54:06 PM

Took a shot at a random sweet drops while messing around, got a sweet drops card. Beavis also has some sweet wings now.

 

 

 

 

 

 3/8/2024 10:06:58 AM

It’s time to unlock more of the warps / cities. Beavis has not traveled nearly enough. For starters, grabbed Lighthalzen and Rachel:

 


 

I’ll pick up the Rachel Sanctuary quest / Lost Child quest when the daily xp resets. Those are usually some pretty quick xp.

Who wants to get in on this? Let me know if anyone hops on and I’ll help em’ out.

 

 

 

 3/8/2024 1:54:56 PM

There was a slap train at DN1 and I couldn’t resist joining in and playing songs:

 



 

 

 

 

 3/9/2024 6:31:15 PM

Went for a visit to Glast Heim to see the sights:

 


Castle


Chivalry


Staircase


Fun inside the Chivalry

 

Working through the Rachel Sanc quests, I’ll post the highlights from the Lost Child / Sanctuary quest next. Need to make a visit to Hugel too to get some fireworks.

 

 

 

 3/11/2024 8:23:39 AM

Looks like the big patch is underway. Rachel Sanctuary is a silly place. For starters, you have to do the lost child quest, which brings you to a guy named Vincent who sends you looking for a family jewel… or something. That ends up sending you to the Ice Cavern to get slapped, here’s a video of that interaction:

 

 

I’ll have to go back to Vincent to see what the deal-io is.

Edited by  at 3/11/2024 5:37:16 PM

 

 

 

 3/11/2024 5:25:21 PM

I will gifify instead! And the new update just launched! Lot’s of new things!

 

 

 

 3/11/2024 7:11:38 PM

Ok after getting smacked around going back to Vincent he has this to say:

 

 

Which is kind of a bitch ass response. Let’s see what this is all about:

 

 

Ok so he explains about his situation, and that Jenny is Phoebe’s mother, but he can’t marry her since there’s an inherent class difference in the city.

And for some reason, I want to help him and offer to find his son and the jewel that was stolen.

 

 

 

 3/12/2024 12:36:42 PM

The kid is over by the lake, as kids do. Phoebe does not want to come home, but gives up the jewel without a fuss.

 

 

Bringing the jewel to Vincent makes him act kind of sus. He wants me to go “tell Jenny” about Phoebe, so he can… do something with the jewel I just gave him. I wonder if its the same Jenny from Forest Gump.

 

 

Though Jenny does seem pretty happy.

 

 

And returning to Vincent he now wants me to see “his master”

 

 

Onward to Rachel Sanctuary! I’m sure it will be easy to get inside.

 

 

 

 3/12/2024 4:03:38 PM

Outside the sanctuary, the quest can be skipped for 300k, which Beavis does not have! Onward to the quest we go.

 

 

I guess I need to find another kid to figure out how to sneak in, I’d better look near the open body of water devoid of adult supervision:

 

Good thing Beavis loves candy

 

Time to look for a window to sneak in!

 

 

 

 3/12/2024 11:48:15 PM

Ok the window is up in the corner, and he kind of found it on his own when I walked by.

 


 

Once inside, it is definitely dark.

 

 

Time to do some creepin’

 

 

Um, this is def blood and not somewhere Beavis wants to hang out.

 

 

Then this happens when the exit is finally found:

 

 

Time to go back in and find the priest guy that I was looking for in the first place. And I guess Beavis should look for some kind of forbidden area and go there too because why not right?

 

 

 

 3/13/2024 12:07:00 PM

Back inside, it is time to talk to the suspicious girl at the front desk. Then totally not get interested in going places I’m not supposed to inside the sanctuary.

 

 

Which means Beavis can now go finally find Zhed

 

 

Back outside the sanctuary now…

Edited by  at 3/13/2024 12:07:45 PM

 

 

 

 3/13/2024 3:54:54 PM

And you know what this party needs? Fireworks. Apparently.

 

 

Then it is back to Zhed

 

 

Who then sends us to go see the Pope,who has guards

 

 

And Beavis has a delightful chat with the Pope

 

 

And then gets sent back to Zhed and is definitely NOT suggesting we investigate secret areas holy grounds of the sanctuary.

Also just wanted to emphasize this line from the pope:

 

 

 

 

 

 3/13/2024 10:22:46 PM

Back to Zhed after the pope and more talk of definitely not exploring more of the sanctuary.

 

 

Naturally, this is the time to eavesdrop on Zheddy boy

 

 

Oh no, busted!

 

 

Which brings us back to Zhed and the discussion of NOT exploring the sanctuary

 

 

And mysteriously we find something shiny on the floor upon the way out.

 

 

Perhaps its a key… to go somewhere…

 

 

 

 3/14/2024 11:24:00 AM

Going back to the bloody room, things look a little different in the light.

 

 

Going inside let’s wreck some hodes and zombie walky guys!

 



 

Running down brings us to the secret floor we aren’t supposed to be on. Let’s see what is here!

 






 

Uh oh, busted!

 

 

Let’s see what Zhed has to say about all of this.

 

 

And that’s it! Super simple and easy to get into Rachel Sanctuary.

 

 

 

 3/16/2024 12:05:01 PM

Made a guidless showing at WoE today, finished 4th overall. Popped in and shot some arrows and ran!

 

 

 

 

 

 3/16/2024 6:45:01 PM

Here are the highlights from what Beavis has been up to recently:

 


I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes.


Slap some flowers


Orcs can’t get me up here


Stealing Earrings from Ladies


Slap more flowers


You ded


Finding Cards


Making friends while looking fabulous


Sitting in a pool of emotions


Visiting the Horror Toy Factory

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Finding more cards


Lookin’ good as a statue

More cards!


More statues!


And you get a card!


And you get a card!

 

And here’s an action shot of Beavis being surrounded:

 

 

Up to level 91 and going strong! Time to find more parties and do more stuff!

 

 

 

 3/17/2024 11:51:10 AM

Popped into WoE and knocked out the same player twice and got worked by the same invisible guy twice.

 


Posing outside the castle


Sitting and thinking about what he’s done after the first kill


Definitely not safe to hide in this store room

 

 

 

 

 3/18/2024 11:35:38 PM

Went on a mission of card collecting and got a wormtail card and eggyra card both in less than an hour. Beavis is something else when it comes to getting cards.

 

 

 

 3/21/2024 10:49:53 PM

Went to Toy Factory 4 today for the first time and it was a lot of fun. Went with a party of about 8 and it takes a lot of cooperative work down there. There are mobs that need to be silenced before you hit them or they just wipe the whole party (that only happened once and it was totally my fault). There’s food and costume for drops which is kind of nice too.

Here are a few action shots:

 

 

Also, up to level 94 now.

 

 

 

 3/23/2024 9:22:28 AM

My new thing is using my bard to follow my gunslinger at Rachel 5 with blue pots made from my alchemist. Everything goes well unless an army of Agavs come and one thunderbolts. I can’t seem to get both chars out of the way. I’ll take some action shots today or see if any parties are running. I also haven’t joined up to bragi my prof, maybe I’ll do that today.

 

 

 

 3/24/2024 9:31:03 AM

I ran toy factory 4 and I tried using the replay feature, which I have never tried before. I guess I have to relaunch it then it will play, and I guess I can capture from it. I joined up with a party of 8 and we had a pretty good mix. It requires active work there as a bard and I was doing bragi / assassins cross then bow switching to help with damage. The new update makes adaptation to circumstances only have like a .1 sec cast delay so you can song spam without item switching. It’s nice. I’ll try to make a video from the replay and will post highlights.